Spielberg - Penguins are great.

Steven Spielberg thinks penguins are pretty groovy. In an interview published in this weeks edition of "South Pole Weekly", the beardy film bloke says they're his favourite kind of bird. "I always try to include some penguins in all of my films, but the editors always cut them out, the bastards." It seems, however, that he may finally get his way, as production is about to get underway on the fourth Indiana Jones movie, "The Penguin House Of Doom". We asked his friend, George Lucas, what he thought of all of this, but he just sat there muttering something about Jar Jar Binks not returning his calls.



"Yeah, yeah, nice to be back, now where are the fish?"

Movie memorabilia auction type thing.

Big news from the recent sale of movie memorabilia at Sotheby's in London, where a rare autographed photo of legendary 1930's ape actor, Billy "King" Kong sold for over £2.00!!! Despite acheiving huge success, his brief career came to an abrupt end in 1939, when he got bored and decided to do someting else. Went into public relations I think, but don't quote me on that.

We are not amused!

Angelina Jolie plays Queen Victoria in "Vicky - Queen Of Time". The movie's plot centres on the Queens attempt to rescue her beloved pet daschund Herman, voiced by Jeremy Irons, from the clutches of the evil time travelling Doctor Thrang, played by Alan Rickman. Angelina's sidekick in the move, a cgi monkey called Nutso, is being voiced by famous physicist Stephen Hawking. Hawking's performance has got more than one critic raving, and the word "oscar" has been mentioned more then once! The dachund however, couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

Update!

I've decided I'll have bogus movie news stories too, a bit of satire you see. Is this fun, or what?

I hate the smell of popcorn!!

And as such, I haven't set foot in a cinema since 1999 (Star Wars Episode 1! I'm still in therapy!) So, what I've decided to do is, write movie reviews without watching them, I mean, I know the title, I know who's in it, how hard can it be? So if any movie stars, directors, studio execs or popcorn manufacturers stumble on this blog, please don't sue me, it's just a bit of fun.