The name's Ingu.......P Ingu.

In a shock move, that Craig fella has been sacked as James Bond. His place will be taken by small plastercine penguin, Pingu. In an exclusive interview, Pingy said, "I cant wait to get me wings on all those Bond babes, phwooooarrrr!"
This is quite an exciting time for plastercine actors, what with Wallace and Gromit & Tom Cruise enjoying celluloid success.
The new Bond movie, "You Only Eat Fish", is due out next year, with, rumour has it, the theme being performed by tv astronomer Patrick Moore. I can barely contain myself!!