Scared?

Without doubt, the scariest movie in the history of the world is "The Texas Jigsaw Massacre. This movie is so scary, grown men gouged their own eyes out, so as not to have to watch the unfolding horror! Of course, it didn't scare me, but then, I am the hardest man on the interweb.........what was that? Did you hear something?.....MUMMY!!!

Poo Of Steel!

Hmmm, looks like my kind of movie!