Saturday, July 15, 2006

In space, no one can hear you vomit.

Ridley Scott is to release a special "Easter Edition" of his 1979 sci fi classic "Alien". The films most infamous scene, the John Hurt/ chest/ yuk/ splat one, has been replaced by a nice cuddly bunny who brings the crew lovely chocolate eggs. And then jumps down Hurt's throat and rips out of his chest, huzzah!
The film will be in cinemas this Christmas.
Doh!!
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Friday, July 14, 2006

New James Bond Villain

Presenting the latest James Bond super-villain.
Ernst Stavro Blairfeld!

Monday, July 10, 2006

James Bond producers deny cost cutting.

Producers of the new James Bond movie, have denied cutting costs on the new film after pictures of Bond's new car were leaked to the press. "That's the new Ferrari, honest guv", said an insider, who wished to remain un-named. It was Judi Dench actually, but don't say I told you or she'll get her gang on to me They're dead hard, and with all those spy gadgets I wouldn't stand a chance.